Category: Sports
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Jerry Jones and the Micah Parsons Contract Circus: A Masterclass in Making Things Complicated
Welcome to another episode of “Jerry Jones Makes Simple Things Unnecessarily Dramatic,” starring the Dallas Cowboys owner and his star pass rusher Micah Parsons. What should be a straightforward contract extension for one of the NFL’s best defensive players has instead turned into a soap opera that would make daytime television writers jealous. Jones doesn’t…
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SEC Media Days 2025: The Conference Championship Circus Returns to Atlanta
The SEC rolled into Atlanta from July 14-17 for its annual media extravaganza, turning the College Football Hall of Fame and Omni Atlanta Hotel at Centennial Park into college football’s version of the Oscars—complete with plenty of drama, overhyped predictions, and coaches trying to look humble while secretly plotting world domination. The SEC Network went…
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Scottie Scheffler’s British Open Dominance: When Winning Becomes Routine
Scottie Scheffler cruised to his first British Open victory at Royal Portrush on Sunday, and frankly, it felt as inevitable as rain at a golf tournament. The world’s No. 1 golfer completed an utterly dominant week with a final-round, 3-under 68 to win The Open, his fourth career major championship and second this year. The…
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British Open 2025: The Royal Portrush Shuffle After Two Days
The 153rd Open Championship at Royal Portrush kicked off with the kind of leaderboard that makes fantasy golf players weep with joy—or confusion. After Round 1, we had a perfect five-way tie for the lead, because apparently nobody in Northern Ireland wanted to be the lonely leader. Jacob Skov Olesen, Haotong Li, Matt Fitzpatrick, Christiaan…
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MLB All-Star Game 2025: A Swing-Off for the Ages
Last night’s MLB All-Star Game in Atlanta proved that sometimes the best way to end a baseball game is to throw all the rules out the window and let grown men play backyard ball in front of 40,000 people. After nine innings of perfectly normal All-Star Game shenanigans—featuring Paul Skenes throwing heat, the American League…
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Tonight’s MLB Home Run Derby: Eight Sluggers Ready to Light Up Atlanta
Baseball’s most explosive showcase returns tonight as the 2025 T-Mobile Home Run Derby takes center stage at Truist Park in Atlanta. Eight of the best sluggers in baseball will be swinging for the fences in what promises to be a thrilling display. Format and Rules If yo care about the rules, there are three rounds…
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Phillies Players Blast MLB’s All-Star Selection Process After Misiorowski Gets Nod
Philadelphia Phillies players erupted in frustration after MLB announced that Milwaukee Brewers rookie Jacob Misiorowski would be added to the National League All-Star roster as a replacement player. The decision has sparked heated debate about whether merit still matters in baseball’s premier showcase event. The Controversial Pick Misiorowski, who has made just five starts for…
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Yankees Pull Off the Most Embarrassing Win in Baseball History
Someone needs to check if the Yankees are okay. Because what happened last night against the Seattle Mariners was either the greatest comeback in franchise history or the most elaborate practical joke ever pulled on 40,000 paying customers. The Setup: When Being No-Hit Becomes Performance Art Picture this: You’re the New York Yankees, supposedly one…
